Jenny, Mags, Kelly, White Justine, Black Justine, Bucktooth from the Geography trip, the posh girl from the choir…
Hi everyone, I don’t actually believe in all this but Michelle’s forced me into creating a page…so here goes…my aria:
FAMILY: I live with my dad Ronnie (Yes, that Ronnie Fazer…No, I don’t know when he’s releasing a new album. And no, he doesn’t want to listen to your demo) and my two brothers Ace and Lynton. I’ve come to the conclusion that my brothers were adopted since they both appear to have grown up in South Central LA. They also subscribe to a ridiculous but popular religious belief which states that TuPac is the murdered Son of God, and that God is actually Queen Latifah (or Lil’ Kim, I forget which one). Oh, and they think that the ‘Messiah’, ‘rhymes’ to them personally from beyond the grave.
EXPERT ADVISORS: Michelle for frills, Chris for pills, Cassie for thrills.
HYMNS: I tend to go for G flats when what I really should be looking for is a man who is F# in the morning, will stretto through the afternoon and calypso til dawn. There’s no-one special at the moment. But watch this space. I am.
JAL’S HERE! WANNA KNOW IF SHE FOUND NEW LOVE AFTER CHRIS DIED? HOW ABOUT HER MUSICAL CAREER? OH AND THE DOUBT THAT HAS BEEN IN MOST OF OUR MINDS: DID SHE REALLY ABORT THE BABY? ALL YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED HERE AT BRISTOL POST!